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Ben Wright
Ben is the creator of Melzmar's Sunshine Reviews.  He lives in Colorado.  He has been reviewing things for many years. 
Favorite...
Color: Blue
Movie: Not sure.
TV Show: The Simpsons
Product: I-Pod
Website: Melzmar's Sunshine Reviews (I ain't modest)
Goal in Life:  To serve you and write as many reviews as humanly possible.
Contact Information: melzmar@aim.com
 
 
 

Emily Jones
Emily lives in Colorado with her brother, mom, dad, puppy, and cat.  She is our newest reviewer in melzmar sunshine reviews.
Favorites....
Color: Pink
Food: Strawberries
T.V. Show: Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Movie: The Polar Express
Product: I Pod
Website: Melzmars sunshine reviews
 
 

Ryan Carpenter
Ryan Carpenter lives in Wisconsin and loves reviewing for our website.  He is one of our most esteemed reviewers.
Favorites...
Color: Black
Movie: The Blues Brothers
TV Show: The Simpsons
Product: Xbox
Website: Internet Movie Database ( www.imdb.com )
Goal in Life: To play for a professional baseball team.
E-mail Address: thecarp14@yahoo.com

Carrie Oakie
Carrie Oakie lives in Colorado, and wrote our first review of Date Movie. 
Favorites:
Color: Pink
Movie: Date Movie
TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Product: Armani Perfume
Website: www.bored.com
Goal in Life: To burn down her school.
Email Address: sweeetchic@aim.com

A.J.
A.J. lives in Nevada where he writes some of the best reviews for us.
Favorites...
Color: Silver
Movie: Office Space
TV Show: The Simpsons
Product: RAZR
Goal: To make it through the year alive.

Brett
Brett is our supervising reviewer.  He writes hilarious reviews, that make his mob boss uncle laugh.
Favorites...
Color: Red
Movie: Fight Club
TV Show: Mr. Show
Product: Toaster Strudel
Goal in Life: To discover America, Columbus style, and to document footage of Roger Ebert eating 200 marshmallow peeps.  Krazy kool.
 

Jack Cunning
Favorites...
Color: Red
Food: Penne in alfredo
TV Show: Lost
Movie: The Wedding Singer
Product: IXP Voice
Website:
 
Goal in Life: To own my own production company where he directs his own films.
E-Mail Address: NitramNgier@yahoo.com
 
 
Michael Montanez
Favorites:
Color: Green
Food: Pizza
TV Show: The Amazing Race or 24
Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin
Product:Tina's Frozen Burritos (bean and cheese), my iPod of my iMac
Website: Wikipedia.com
Goal in Life: To fall deeply in love with somebody, and start a family.
 
Damien
Favorites:
Color: Blue
Food: Don't know
TV Show: Family Guy and South Park
Movie: Don't know
Product:iPod nano
Goal in Life: To be successful and be a professional cellist.
 
 

Anne Marie: ScienceArtist
 
Favorite...
 
Color: Black
Food:Sushi
TV Show: I don't watch TV...
Movie: Akira Kurosawa's Dreams & Richard Linklatter's Waking Life
Product: Are you serious? This thought has never occurred to me...
Band/Song: changes constantly
              http://www.scienceartfusion.org
 
Goal in (This) life: Ecstatic & Simultaneous Global Spritual Catharsis,
Happiness, Freedom, and ScienceART Fusion. 
To exude epidemic and contagious glee...
"Be like a very small, joyous child.
Live gloriously in the ever present now,
without a single worry or concern about even the next moment of time." - Eileen Caddy
 
E-mail Address:  annemarie.powell@gmail.com

Rex Sellers
Rex lives in Wittenberg, Wisconsin in an abandoned port-a-potty with his hound, Arnold. He has been writing reviews for many years, and likes fly fishin'.
Favorite...
Color: Brown and yellow like the color of my white trousers.
Movie: I won't tell.  But it starts with an N and it comes June 18, 2083.
TV Show:  Doogie Howser, MD (NPH is the shit)
Product: Diapers
Website: Melzmar's Sunshine Reviews
Goal in Life: To drink the urine of ever cosmonaut to walk in space.

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Reviewing everything and anything since 2006.

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